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GUILLAUME (nervous): What I'm telling you is true, huh? I read on a very reliable website that it's only a matter of time before a new pandemic breaks out in the world! ME (grimacing): A pandemic, nothing less? GUILLAUME (nodding): This is serious. You have to be careful. That's why at home, I stockpile food, medicine and toilet paper... ME (not understanding): Toilet paper... OK, you're kidding me, that's clear! GUILLAUME (coming closer and lowering his voice): I'm telling you, Emile, when it breaks out, you're going to need a supply of toilet paper. It's going to be crazy in the stores and... He fell silent, because the bathroom door had just opened. I shook my head, still believing that Guillaume was teasing me, but he waited until we were alone again to mumble: GUILLAUME: Do you want some Purell? I have loads of little bottles in my room. They couldn't give me that.